Friends: Most hilarious Phoebe Buffay quotes
Sometimes wise while other times dim-witted, Phoebe Buffay is the quirkiest of the gang.
More than two decades ago, the first episode of Friends was aired on television. But thanks to streaming services the show is still building on its fan base. The six friends were the heart and soul of humour of our generation and we can watch the show anytime anywhere.
Phoebe had a different life than her friends. She was sweet, bohemian, offbeat, flakey and the group’s moral compass leading her to deliver some crazy hilarious punch lines. To top it all off, her frankness won the hearts of many fans.
In line with that, we give you some of the funniest quotes and one-liners by Phoebe Buffay that will give you some giggles and warm your heart.
- “If you want to receive emails about my upcoming shows, please give me money so I can buy a computer.”
- “I am sorry I won’t be able to make it to your imaginary wedding, but I am really busy that day. I already have a unicorn baptism and a leprechaun bar mitzvah.”
- “Didn’t you ever run so fast you thought your legs were gonna fall off, you know, like when you are running toward the swings or running away from Satan?”
- To Ross Geller: “You love divorce so much, you are probably gonna marry it – and then it won’t work out, so you’re gonna have to divorce it.”
- “Oh, my god, a woman flirting with a single man? We must alert the church elders!”
- Come on, Ross. You are a palaeontologist. Dig a little deeper.”
- I started naming states, but then I got tired of it. So I started naming types of celery. So far I only got one: regular celery.”
- “She’s your lobster. C’mon, you guys. It’s a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You can actually see old lobster couples walking around their tank, you know, holding claws.”
- This is the nicest kitchen. The refrigerator told me to have a great day.”
- “If it’s a girl, Phoebe, naturally. And if it’s a boy, Phoebo.”
- “I wish I could, but I don’t want to.”
- “Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? / Smelly, smelly cat, it’s not your fault.”
- “I am a pacifist. But when the revolution comes, I’ll destroy all of you.”
