Memorable quotes by Twinkle Khanna

She’s called Mrs. Funnybones for a reason.

As a witty woman, she never shies back from spilling the ultimate truth in a funny way; in a way you’d wanna think about it seriously when the laugh is over.

Here are a few memorable quotes by Twinkle Khanna.

  1. “Woke up, weighed myself, cursed Earth’s ruthless gravitational force, contemplated living on the Moon, or going to the gym, ate pancakes instead.”
  2. “It’s very liberating to find that if you crack the first joke, the world will laugh with you. If I had known this when I was younger, I would have had the bikini body and the brains.”
  3. “I wish we lived like children. Run till you are out of breath, flop on the grass, stare at clouds, jump up again, chase a squirrel around every tree in the park, walk on your hands because the world looks different upside down, climb little hills and roll down the other side, do somersaults . . . just because you can.”
  4. “We always give our best when our back is against the wall. We will write a superlative essay when pushing hard against a deadline, make the most innovative presentation when our job is in jeopardy, and study the hardest when the exam is the next day.”
  5. “Our little satellite reached Mars because it was called ‘Mom’. If it was called ‘Dad’, it would still be circling around the Earth, but not willing to ask others for direction.”
  6. “Lemonade? When life gives us lemons, we make them into talismans threaded with chillies, hanging on our rear-view mirrors.”
  7. “Women have been looking for a cape and have been handed an apron for centuries.

But here was a man who wanted to help women swing their apron around, let it flutter down their backs and watch them soar through the clear blue skies”

  1. “Only sisters can hurl nuclear weapons at each other and come out unscathed.”
  2. “After fourteen years of matrimony, I have discovered that hoping your other half telepathically reads your mind only leads to someone wanting to punch the other one in the face.”
  3. “Menstruating doesn’t cause pickles to spoil… though it would be rather nice to infect the male population with this so-called ‘curse’ for a month or two, just to sit back and view what I am sure would be a highly entertaining spectacle.”

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