Friends: Funniest Chandler Bing's quotes and one-liners

Relieve the Friends memory in these iconic quotes and one-liners by Chandler Bing.

It’s been nearly two decades since the show friends bid adieu leaving a huge unfilled hole in our hearts. And while we have moved on in our lives, one thing remains constant: fans still can’t get enough of the show. While every character on the show bought their unique elements to the story, the humour of Chandler Bing, played by Matthew Perry stood out.

The king of sarcasm, Chandler Bing was the funniest character in the long-running sitcom, Friends. He was always the first one to put a funny and sarcastic spin to all the character’s lives including himself. While he might not be good at advice, he can always “interest you in a sarcastic comment.”

We can all agree that the show would not have been that funny without his character. So, here we have compiled some of his funniest quotes and one-liners.

  • Monica: “Unbelievable! Why is your family Scottish?”
Chandler: “Why is your family Ross?”
  • “I am funny, right? What do you know? You are a door. You only like knock-knock jokes.”
  • Janice: “What a small world.”
Chandler: “And yet I never run into Beyonce.”
  • Monica: “Okay, I’ve got a leg, three breasts and a wing.”
Chandler: “How do you find clothes that fit?”
  • Rachel: “Guys! Guess what, guess what, guess what, guess what!
Chandler: “Um ok! The fifth dentist caved and now they are all recommending Trident?”
  • “Like what she saw, huh? Dug my action, did she? Checking out the Chan Chan man!”
  • Ross: “That guy Mark from Bloomingdale’s. She thinks he’s just being nice to her, but I know he really wants to sleep with her.”
Chandler: “It’s seven years ago. My time machine works!”
  • “I am a gym member. I try to go four times a week, but I’ve missed the last twelve hundred times.”
  • Ross: “No Homo habilis was erect, Australopithecus was never fully erect!”
Chandler: “Well, maybe he was nervous!”
  • “What must it be like not to be crippled by fear and self-loathing?”
  • “When I first meet somebody it’s usually panic, anxiety, and a great deal of sweating.”
  • Joey: “Some girl ate Monica!”
Monica: “Shut up, the camera adds 10 pounds.”

Chandler: “Ah! So, how many cameras are actually on you?”

We need to re-watch the show now!